1.How to talk like Fozie the Bear

2.How to sneak ridiculous foods (like Beef & Chedder melts) into the movies

3.1001 ways to use car keys other than as keys (think ear cleaning and can opening)

4.Marx Brothers routines that include a Groucho impersonation

5.That you can paint your old car with a can of paint and a brush!

Vote Count: 196

1.The Rocky Horror Show on piano in heels and a thong

2.Brain Surgery with one hand and several beers

3.Die Zauberflote in Klingon, the way it was meant to be

4.Chopin's Fantasie Impromptu with my penis. Slowly.

5.The accordion. But I choose not to.

Vote Count: 70

1.how to pull out a loose tooth with a peice of string tied to it and a door handle... then slam the door...

2.how to ride a horse (Dad walked us out in the paddock on the horse, turned it for home and whacked it on the bum! we learnt to hang on alright...

3.how to shear a young sheep

4.how to box (I suck at it)

5.he also helped teach me the piano :) love him

Vote Count: 66

1.Whenever I'm composing, I get nervous that i'll be interrupted. I don't want to lose my train of thought; I get furious. It's usually my brother who interrupts, so it's moderately understandable.

2.Whenever I have nightmares, it's always about someone breaking my fingers. I'm always nervous about damaging them.

3.Working towards something, no matter what it is, and it not being perfect. I always wonder if what I make is appealing to everyone.

4.Not having enough practice by the time I leave High School, because I don't have a suitable piano.

5.Someone deliberately trying to make me miserable.

Vote Count: 37

1.I can lay down on the bench, cross my arms, and play the piano "upside down."

2.I can do a really good "chin" puppet, or any kind of puppet, for that matter.

3.I can pinch people really well with my toes.

4.I have an alter-ego, Mrs. Vacky, who visits my music room, making kids teach h.

5.I can play the recorder with my nose.

Vote Count: 36

1.voyeuristic sex

2.drugs (but I listened to momma when she said, "no needles")

3.Oprah

4.Skin flutes

5.libidal stimulation via "fat slapping"

Vote Count: 32

1.My teenager.

2.My mother.

3.My teenager and mother's psycho cat.

4.My x husband.

5.Life.

Vote Count: 29

1."Do not spend time on the piano" theory

2.To use the tea bag for 2 days if possible.

3.To solve Math problem sums using your fingers, legs.

4.to play bowling kneeling down

5.to dip your hands in a bowl of milk so your hands will be "nourished"

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