1.How to talk like Fozie the Bear
2.How to sneak ridiculous foods (like Beef & Chedder melts) into the movies
3.1001 ways to use car keys other than as keys (think ear cleaning and can opening)
4.Marx Brothers routines that include a Groucho impersonation
5.That you can paint your old car with a can of paint and a brush!
Vote Count: 196
1.The Rocky Horror Show on piano in heels and a thong
2.Brain Surgery with one hand and several beers
3.Die Zauberflote in Klingon, the way it was meant to be
4.Chopin's Fantasie Impromptu with my penis. Slowly.
5.The accordion. But I choose not to.
Vote Count: 70
1.how to pull out a loose tooth with a peice of string tied to it and a door handle... then slam the door...
2.how to ride a horse (Dad walked us out in the paddock on the horse, turned it for home and whacked it on the bum! we learnt to hang on alright...
3.how to shear a young sheep
4.how to box (I suck at it)
5.he also helped teach me the piano :) love him
Vote Count: 66
1.Whenever I'm composing, I get nervous that i'll be interrupted. I don't want to lose my train of thought; I get furious. It's usually my brother who interrupts, so it's moderately understandable.
2.Whenever I have nightmares, it's always about someone breaking my fingers. I'm always nervous about damaging them.
3.Working towards something, no matter what it is, and it not being perfect. I always wonder if what I make is appealing to everyone.
4.Not having enough practice by the time I leave High School, because I don't have a suitable piano.
5.Someone deliberately trying to make me miserable.
Vote Count: 37
1.I can lay down on the bench, cross my arms, and play the piano "upside down."
2.I can do a really good "chin" puppet, or any kind of puppet, for that matter.
3.I can pinch people really well with my toes.
4.I have an alter-ego, Mrs. Vacky, who visits my music room, making kids teach h.
5.I can play the recorder with my nose.
Vote Count: 36
2.drugs (but I listened to momma when she said, "no needles")
5.libidal stimulation via "fat slapping"
Vote Count: 31
3.My teenager and mother's psycho cat.
4.My x husband.
Vote Count: 29
1."Do not spend time on the piano" theory
2.To use the tea bag for 2 days if possible.
3.To solve Math problem sums using your fingers, legs.
4.to play bowling kneeling down
5.to dip your hands in a bowl of milk so your hands will be "nourished"
Vote Count: 12