1.That cable (as with everything else in life) is only free for as long as you can hide from the meter man.
2."That cookies are a perfectly acceptable meal for breakfast lunch and dinner but you can always have too much of a good thing."
3."If you bite someone, don't be surprised or angry when they bite you back."
4."If you can, you should always have two kids, the first one is the practice child, the second one is the one to pin your hopes on. But, you don't have a brother or a sister so I'm sorry."
5.You're mother might kill you for that, but it's only because she loves you.
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1.chewing ice
2.cracking knuckles
3.saying ya know what I'm saying
4.smaking your food
5.slurping your soup
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1.Performing in Recitals!
2.Teaching a group of 3-4 year old kiddos....
3.turning your back on a group of 3-4 year old kiddos :)
4.Adjudication at recitals!
5.Riding my Harley Davidson and listening to Listz......keep the speed down!
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1.Moths
2.Medicine
3.Poor Chord progressions
4.Payphone germs
5.Fingers that bend too far (double-joints)
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1.Ice cream for breakfast
2.Red wine
3.Reality TV
4.LOL Cats
5.Dumb humor movies (like Zoolander)
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1.How to test a battery with tin foil and a light bulb.
2.How to make the annoying driver behind you angry.
3.How not to hunt for sea shells....You don't look for them were there are crabs.
4.How to grow a cucumber in a beer bottle.
5.How to properly fart in public by lifting your leg everytime you let one loose.
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1.How to make you laugh really hard by blowing hard on your stomach, making it tickle!
2.Richard Nixon's nickname was "Tricky Dicky."
3.How to drive a manual transmission, stick shift. Jerk, lunge,jerk,lunge.
4.Edgar Winter's song "Free Ride" sounds fantastic in Quadrophonic!
5.To hold the flashlight still!
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1.How to pick your nose with a tooth pick .
2.How to remove my thumb.
3.How to play a radio.
4.How to roll a ciggarette.
5.How to purchase items from the adult book store.
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